Lauren and I are on the road this week, visiting family and getting her ready for her next adventure. This weekend we attended my cousin's wedding, which was gorgeous and inspiring on every level. I especially loved the palpable hope and joy in the newlywed couple's gazes and listening to their vows of love and loyalty. And yet, as much as I love witnessing and remembering that giddy matrimonial newness, I wouldn't trade it for where we are now in our marriage, G and I. We've come a long way, baby.
Many years ago, when our marriage had that just-out-of-the-box shine, we visited England together. In Cambridge we decided to try punting on the river Cam. (Punting, as you probably know, involves steering a long skinny boat with a long skinny pole while standing balanced in the back, like the gondoliers in Venice.) We were students living on love, air, and jacket potatoes so we opted to guide ourselves down the river rather than spend the extra money on a guide.
G had no way of knowing the vision that was playing out inside my head--or how long it had been looping through my rose-tinged dreams. He had no idea that I had snatched him up from where he stood and cast him in a historical BBC drama (the ones he actively avoids) in which we drift peacefully down the river, trailing my fingers in the smooth water, choral music wafting from the King's College Chapel as we drift on toward the Bridge of Sighs. (And by "we" I think I really meant me.)
Yeah, no unrealistic expectations there.
So it turns out that punting is much more difficult than it seems--in fact, quite challenging. We launched out down the river shakily, ping-ponging wildly between the two banks of the boat-filled river. Next the pole got stuck in the mushy riverbottom and we spun around and around, pivoting on the stubborn pole. Then, regaining control of the pole we lost control of the boat banging broadside into another boat and knocking that guide into the water. Yes, really. (And by "we" I really meant, and blamed, G.)
I wish I could say I laughed and made it a lighthearted, BBC romance kind of moment. But, no--it also turned out that I was a terrible boat passenger. I threw all sorts of "helpful" advice-slash-commands in G's direction, irritated that my vision was getting all sullied with the reality of guiding a boat with a pole down a crowded river. This, of course, was highlyunhelpful and only made G feel worse. By the end of the ride we were terse and angry with each other.
Poor G, saddled with the heavy weight of my unspoken expectations. Notice that all of the actual work of my vision was unfairly placed squarely on his shoulders? Is it any wonder we have avoided anything involving a boat and high expectations ever since?
Given a chance for a do-over these many years later, I would just lie back and enjoy the view. I would laugh + jump in with the guy we knocked off (like the dance scene in It's a Wonderful Life!) and offer to buy him lunch. I would offer to take a turn steering us rather than offering backoftheboat advice. I would lower my expectations and raise my compassion. Or at least I hope I would.
I think we might be ready for another trip down the river after all.
And by "we," I really do mean both of us.